The Columns:
- A Good Friend’s Bid to Be Remembered
12 Aug 2010 - Grand Champion Newbie Fairgoer
05 Aug 2010 - American Disasters, Then and Now [first published in the Baltimore Sun]
29 Jul 2010 - Dim-witted Thieves or International Conspiracy?
22 Jul 2010 - A Very Cool Customer Indeed
15 Jul 2010 - He’s Only Human? That’s No Excuse.
08 Jul 2010 - It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…the French.
01 Jul 2010 - The Friendly Skies of Perry County
24 Jun 2010 - What an Oriole’s Nest Can Teach Us about Politics
17 Jun 2010 - When the Work Itself Is the Reward
10 Jun 2010 - X Prizes, Time Zones, and Impossible Clocks
03 Jun 2010 - Creek-Thievin’ and the History of Longitude
27 May 2010 - Ekalled by Few & Exceld by None
20 May 2010 - That’s “Shermans,” with an “S”
13 May 2010 - When the Reptile Brain Meets an Open Mike
06 May 2010 - A Year in 52 – make that 53 -- Columns
29 Apr 2010 - A Single “Yes” Is All it Takes
22 Apr 2010 - The Tattered Legacy of a Glorious Revolution
15 Apr 2010 - When Time Crawls, Get Out There and Dig!
08 Apr 2010 - You Call Them “Pinkletinks,” I Call Them “Tinkletoes…”
01 Apr 2010 - The Wealth (and Unhappiness) of Nations
25 Mar 2010 - The High Cost of Fast Food Medicine
18 Mar 2010 - Getting in Touch with Your Inner Genghis
11 Mar 2010 - An Elimination Chamber Match, Washington-style
04 Mar 2010 - Going it Alone Isn’t What it Used to Be
25 Feb 2010 - At Home by Ourselves, the Day Being Dreadfully Bad
18 Feb 2010 - The Do-It-Yourselfer’s Guide to Snowshoes
11 Feb 2010 - It’s Very Realistic, But Does it Have Bad Breath?
04 Feb 2010 - It’s Never as Good or as Bad as You Think
28 Jan 2010 - Two Recent Cases from the Court of Public Opinion
21 Jan 2010 - Perry County Mouse, Capitol City Mouse
14 Jan 2010 - On Frogs, Camels, Pinch-Bugs, and the Supremacy of Species
07 Jan 2010 - Following a Red Brick Backward in Time (part three of three)
31 Dec 2009 - Following a Red Brick Backward in Time (part two of three)
24 Dec 2009 - Following a Red Brick Backward in Time (part one of three)
17 Dec 2009 - Tearing Walls Down, Only to Build them Up
10 Dec 2009 - The Boy on the Other Side of the Backglass
03 Dec 2009 - Putting a Price on Local History, One Bid at a Time
26 Nov 2009 - The Nuclear Power Industry's Dirty Little Secret
19 Nov 2009 - The Place from which I Write, Dear Father, May Not Be on Your Map
12 Nov 2009 - How to Outbid Yourself in Twelve Easy Steps
05 Nov 2009 - Two countries divided by a common language: HBO
29 Oct 2009 - Happy Anniversary, Shana! (Enjoy the Hidden Sonnet.)
22 Oct 2009 - The First Step in Recovering an “s” Is Always the Hardest
15 Oct 2009 - Government’s the Problem? What a Load of Rubbish.
08 Oct 2009 - A Jug of Wine, a Dry Basement, and Thou
01 Oct 2009 - I’d Like to Thank My Teammates, My Coach, and Especially My Nanny
24 Sep 2009 - The Missing “s,” or Geographic Power to the People
17 Sep 2009 - An Angry Historian, a Missing “s,” and Other Matters
10 Sep 2009 - The Violence that Passes All Understanding
03 Sep 2009 - The Story of the Scrambled Statues and a Request to Readers
27 Aug 2009 - An Appreciation of Daniel Miller
20 Aug 2009 - The Power of the Press and Other Delusions
14 Aug 2009 - A Very Large Withdrawal from the Bank of Experience
06 Aug 2009 - The Great Perry of Perry County, Part Two
30 Jul 2009 - How Great Was the Perry of Perry County? (Part One of Two)
23 Jul 2009 - Guns, Bells, Bonfires, and Illuminations
16 Jul 2009 - The Pennsylvania Snapper: Mother, Monster, Jumper, or Soup?
09 Jul 2009 - Before Crossing an Obstacle with a Firearm…
02 Jul 2009 - A Tale of Two Healthcare Systems
25 Jun 2009 - This Is the Grass that Grows Wherever the Land Is
18 Jun 2009 - The Poysoned Weed that Causeth Rednesse and Itchyng
11 Jun 2009 - One Hundred Thirty Years Old and Built for Love
04 Jun 2009 - Soon I’ll Be Down to 30,000 Packs a Day
28 May 2009 - Formication? It's Enough to Give You the Creeps
21 May 2009 - Can You Hear Me Now, Embarq?
14 May 2009 - Tilting at Fish Ponds
07 May 2009 - The Kind of Help that Helping's All About
30 Apr 2009
Going it Alone Isn’t What it Used to Be
A blizzard is a fine refresher course in self-reliance. When the sky is raging with apocalyptic snow and the governor announces that it’s illegal to drive, the sensible citizen says, “Hm, maybe I should stay in today.”
Case in point, the recent historic snowstorms, which shut in the Olshans for about ten days.
As I mentioned in a previous column, we were prepared. Thanks to advance warning from the National Weather Service, we’d laid in supplies of food and drink. There were fresh batteries for the flashlights, and plenty of candles and matches, too. Dog food? Check. Hand-cranked radio? Check. AK-47s, in case of a complete breakdown of law and order? Doh!
If a fallen branch took out our land line, we were ready with fully charged cell phones. If those failed, we had Shana’s Blackberry from work.
Our oil tank was full. Our sump pump was in fine fettle. The old all-wheel-drive Subaru was gassed up and ready to go.
If we lost electricity, we were ready to use the great outdoors as a refrigerator. Our gas stove would work without electricity. No worries about the municipal water supply, either. Our furnace, on the other hand, wouldn’t work without electricity. But we had a fireplace and a decent supply of firewood.
When the storm hit, we settled in and became spectators. Between the internet and cable television, we had minute-by-minute updates on the storm; hourly forecasts, including on-demand radar imagery (both local and national); and a steady stream of folksy chatter from the local news stations, if we cared to tune in, all of which could have been summarized in a single sentence: “Wow, this is a really big storm!”
As it turned out, we never lost phone, cable, or power, not even for a few minutes, a minor miracle wrought by thousands of anonymous utility employees. We cooked a lot. Much more than usual, in fact. We watched movies. We read. We rubbed the basset hound.
We laughed at the basset hound’s reaction to snow that was five times deeper than her stubby little legs.
We shoveled.
And shoveled and shoveled.
We met some new neighbors. We helped strangers get their cars unstuck.
We sent emails full of mock — and real — outrage about the weather.
Shana’s work was closed. Nina’s school was closed. But my writing desk was open for business. I worked, but instead of the usual solitary slog, my days meandered happily from isolation in my little office to the boisterous scene wherever the Ladies happened to be.
We ate snacks together. We peered out the windows together. We mocked the vapid newscasts, which showcased empty streets and harried snow plow drivers.
Even if the mockery was well deserved, the newscasts did convey a sense of community. Everyone was completely socked in. No one was going anywhere. We were all in this storm together.
What were supposed to be days of self-reliance turned out to be the most social of the year.
Henry David Thoreau, the American patron saint of self-reliance, would have been appalled. Perhaps you remember his experiment, chronicled in the classic transcendentalist tract, Walden, of buggering off to a cabin in the woods near Concord, Massachusetts, and living off the land.
Simplify, simplify, Thoreau urged. The goal, as he put it, was “to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and to see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.”
Thoreau’s revolt was against the workaday world, the tyranny of government, the pettiness of the bourgeois mind. With the work of his hands, with a tiny profit from his bean rows, and with the eternal words of the poet Homer at his elbow, he planned to reinvent the whole notion of “economy,” sowing seeds of liberty along the way.
Thoreau was a great writer, one of America’s greatest, in my opinion. His work and life are pole stars in American culture, and have inspired popular movements from environmentalism to Libertarianism.
But let’s not forget a few simple facts about Mr. Thoreau. That lovely piece of land he celebrates in Walden was owned by his friend and mentor Ralph Waldo Emerson. As John Updike puts it, in his excellent introduction to the 150th Anniversary Edition of Walden, “Not everyone is offered free land to squat on for a personal experiment…”
Thoreau resented the soul-killing world of work that led the men of nearby Concord to “lead lives of quiet desperation.” But, as Updike puts it, “His retreat to the cabin was a luxury financed by the surplus that an interwoven, slave-driving economy generated.”
In other words, self-reliance, even the glamorous, uber-American version proclaimed by Messrs. Emerson and Thoreau, is a philosophical ideal and a watchword for living, but not a terribly practical one. The phrase is often wielded as a criticism of anyone who believes that people actually depend on each other. In modern times, when we’re hunkered down in the heart of a blizzard, even if we’ve done everything in our power to prepare, that dependence is clearer than ever.
This column was published in the Perry Co Times on
25 Feb 2010
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